boobie car wash

The act of two or more bare-breasted women lined up side-by-side on all fours, moving their soaped-up nipples back and forth in a car wash motion over someone lying beneath them.

noun: The cheerleaders gave Billy a boobie car wash after they won the big game.

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Leg spreader

A drink made with 2 parts good tequila, 1 part cointreau or grand marnier, 1 part chambord, and a splash of margarita mix. Serve chilled or over ice.

Man says to his wife, "May I make you another leg spreader honey?"

"I call this drink a leg spreader because after one or two of these, she's all mine."

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