Himness

Falling victim to a sassy, ugly bitch who takes shitloads of selfies and crops people out of them, has an ugly boyfriend and a resting bitchface, and who also walks like a lesbian.

Khloé: Hi Kourtney! Hi Kim!
Kourtney: OMG that ugly bitch just cropped us out of her selfie Kim!
Kim: Kourtney, we've just fallen victims to Himness!

Khloé: Thats it, im unfollowing her Instagram!

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HIM

An ugly, narcist, self-absorbed, annoying, fat, annoying, universally-disliked, fake-Socialist bitch who constantly shuns people, gives them dirty looks, has an equally revolting boyfriend, goes against the general consensus to piss others off, trashes people after using them, makes out with a bunch of drunk guys at parties, and has a horrible fashion taste, albeit posting numerous hideous selfies with designer stuff. Plus, she walks like a lesbian and enjoys cropping people out of selfies.

Kourtney: Hey guys!
Kim: OMG Kourt, that bitch just threw major shade at me on Instagram! I'm unfollowing her hideous face.
Kourtney: Yeah, HIM is such a bitch.

Khloé: GUYS! That bitch just ignored me after I said hello!
Kris: That bitch didn't like my latest status!
Kendall: That bitch just cropped me out of her selfie, AND posted it on Instagram!
Kylie: That bitch totally flirted with my boyfriend last night!

Kourtney: I guess you've all been victims of HIM and her despicable {himness}
Khloé: Yeah, what a fucking ugly bitch.

Kim: At least we're famous and liked by many people.
Khloé: Up top my main hoe! No Hims allowed here!

Kris: Amen to that, and thank fuck.

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