Lithium

The name of some people on this earth because for some reason their parents wanted to name them after an element.

Person A "Lithium! Why is your name that? Can I ask if your parents are scientists or something?"
Them :"No, they weren't. They just woke up one day and decided to name their child something that causes them to be stared at in Science class when Lithium appears somewhere in the textbook."

tarsh

based on my expert knowledge,its a typo

look! that idiot made a tarsh! wow bad typing skills wtf