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The Hiroshima is when an American man hangs from the ceiling while a tiny asain woman is laying spread eagle on the floor and the man drops on her after screaming here comes the boom.
The Japanese prostitute had never heard of The Hiroshima so I grabbed a rope and showed her.
The Hashtag IED is where you fart while standing still and somebody walks through it.
I gave my coworker the old Hashtag IED in the break room.
The Nagasaki is when an American man is hanging from the ceiling and atiny Asian woman lays spread eagle on the bed and the man drops on her after singing here comes the son.
My Japanese wife didn't know the origin of the song here comes the sun came from Nagasaki. So I showed her why
The warehouse hothole is when your in the break room of your warehouse during winter and the smallest member of your staff lays face down on the floor with butt cheeks spread and everyone takes turns throwing hot hands trying to make a bullseye.
We slow in December and the new guy wanted to play a game so we let him receive the Warehouse HotHole.
When a man roastes a marshmallow on an open flame. Then takes the insides out leaving a shell the he comes into it and gives it to his friend
John wanted a sweet and salty treat while camping so I gave him a Marshmallow shooter.
The Twin Swapping is when your wife is out of town and her twin comes over so you fuck him in the ass.
My wife lily went out of town for business and her twin luke came over and asked about twin swapping so I fucked him in the ass
The Mountain Top Bukoki is when a tall woman stands with both arms up and together to form a Mountain while a group of men all ejaculate on her hands and let it run down to form snow mounds.
My wife loves the mountains so me and all of my friends turn her into one by doing the Mountain Top Bukoki.