Klunk dump

Literally shitting bricks.

Holy crap dude someone scared me and i took a klunk dump.
Oh shoot dude.

Absolute trash

Literally your life right now.

Dude you are absolute trash
Yeah, I know

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Feathered cringle

The result of an unfortunate accident which fused a Santa clause and a chicken. Can be seen either in the north pole, or inside your chicken coop.

Hey i saw a feathered cringle yesterday.
Whoa dude where?
In your chicken coop.

Turd smugglins

When you try to smuggle your toilet into another country.

I tried to do a turd smugglins yesterday.
How did it go?
I got caught by fart security.
Dang dude that sucks.

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