Smuggle

v. To mess up in a big way.
n. A costly mistake.
adj.(Smuggler) One with a reputation for messing things up.

Dude, I smuggled that presentation yesterday. I hope they don't fire my ass for it.
Man, I knew that it was going to be quite a smuggle as soon as you started crying when the boss looked dissatisfied.
This is why I don't put smugglers like you on my team, you always find a way to mess something up.

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Smuggle

In swinger society, non-swingers are referred to as "swinger muggles", or "smuggles" for short.

Swinger 1: Oh my god, last night I went to the best group sex party ever!
Swinger 2: Keep your voice down, there are smuggles in this bar!

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Smuggle

to smother ones face in your boobs.

"I'm gonna smuggle your face, sir"

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Smuggle

verb: to smother someone using the Snuggle detergent bear.

Did you hear about the serial smuggler?

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smuggles

1) JDogs Last Name

2) A substance used to help a person control their erge to be with someone.

3) A Pill that is taken to help you to get someone off your mind when they just seem to always be there no matter what happens...helps ya cope with the feelings in your heart.

4) A type of Candy .... that melts when near warm areas...used in passionate times

5) An intense Hug that is mixed into a cuddle, but is very emotional and intense for a woman...

6) A type of Pad for woman who have made it to their time of the month.

Varrah said she needed some Smuggles.

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Smuggling

The act of forcing someone elses shit into your own rectum with the intent to re-shit it out. Usually done at Smuggle Parties.

Dan and Mike picked up some Road Scroat on their way to the Bayou. What the unsuspecting Scroat didn't know was he was about to enter the sick world of a good ol' fashion Smuggle Party. Once everyone was Smuggling pooo, they all gathered on the floor for a warm Smuggle Snuggle. Within moments the Scoat was covered with shit and he was reborn as Smuggly Dumpkins and was a road scroat no more.

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smuggle

The act of cuddling or showing love to someone else.

I love it when we are cozy and smuggle!

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