1.)The best show in the world. It will teach you love, happiness, pain, impatience, heartbreak, and so so much appreciation. Meet Jessica Day: A teacher, a friend, a cousin to Robbie. Cheated on and heartbroken, she goes to live with 3 guys; Nick, Winston, and Schmidt. Youâll meet Coach and then heâll be gone and youâll forget about him until he comes back. Jess attempts to heal her heartbreak by watching Dirty Dancing on repeat to no avail. Then her three new friends show her true appreciation when they serenade her at the restaurant where she was stood up by a man she met.
2.) A show you have to watch. By law.
âHave you ever seen New Girl?â
âNo. Whatâs that?â
âItâs a show you have to watch. By law.â
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1.) Dead animal pumped with hormones that are proven to change your mood upon digestion.
2.) Bad for you
3.) Flavored Animal Carcass
Person 1: âIâm craving a double cheeseburger. I love the greasy meat slices.â
Person 2: âYouâre eating an animal.â
Person 1: âWe are what we eat and I am indeed an animal.â
Person 2: âWhat the fuck is wrong with you?â