Jared

A guy who has a small knob and is a bell end and is the shittiest gamer ever.

D: OMG don’t be such a Jared

R: You saying I suck at this?

Orenism

Not to be confused with facism, Orenism is about becoming the most alpha male that one can possibly be.

Example of Orenism:

Girl: Hi, Oren, can we go to the movies together?

Oren: Fuck off, Im busy doing important shit like making sure that South Africa has higher potassium than Kazakhstan. South Africa must not have inferior potassium.

Girl: Wow.. that is so fucking hot...

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