damon doiron

Damon Doiron, Goes to SMS, Fuckboy, Wants to date girls but always gets rejected.

Damon Doiron: Hey, Wanna date?
Girl: Sure, You seem pretty nice!
--1 Week Later--
Damon Doiron: Hey babe, Wanna come into my bed with my? ;)
Girl: EW NO YOUR A FUCKBOY!

The end :D
Results: Damon never did get a girlfriend, Legend says he is still trying to!