Extremely stinky who gets no friends. He wants to smash Minecraft cheeks even though they have hairy thighs. Likes to ask what your favorite color is and sit in the corner cuddling a teddy bear.
Peter- â what is that smellâ
Swan- â must be Ronan Connorsâ
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The dude is the biggest capper known to man. Allegedly gets head in Ohio from a absolute sket and it goes for 20 mins and âisnât even closeâ. He also randomly forgets about stashâs of cash and the proceeds to buy AirPods. This dude has the most African nose you will ever see on a white man.
âDude I lasted like 30 minsâ
âWho are you, Theo Millerâ
Loves himself a good corndog and looks like one too. He has thighs as big as a table and looks like he is straight out of the cold cut meat section of your local grocery store. Also loves himself some toes.
âWhy are my toes wetâ
âMarty Cooke must have gotten to yaâ