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A brown truffle is when you are walking along the beach and find a crap buried in the sand.
It can be from a dog or a human
Ohh crinkle bread I stepped on a brown truffle
If you ever hear a Asian say this run. They are apart of a elite force of spies. When they say ping chang wog tang boo nobling they are communicating that that area is not guarded well and easy to invade.
Person 1. Yeesh yeesh ma freend, ping Chang wog tang boo nobling
Me. *runs
When you are depressed and all you feel is cold and lonely
See that kid with a ar15 in his bag over there, he is a polar depress.
A solar shit is when the toilet is sprayed in a dark gooey substance otherwise known as shit.
You might need to clean the toilet, I took a solar shit
When you wait all week to go to the toilet, and on the seventh day you go to the top of a building and spray down on people walking on the streets
Hey bro do you want to do a epic prank, itâs called a sun shower
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Fur pursuit - the act of chasing a furry, pinning it down, and aggressively fucking the shit out of the five thousand dollar filed abortion suit
Oi bitch, Iâm in hot Fur pursuit bring the condoms
When someone over the age of 50 jerks off into their hanky
Man 1.im so horny but Iâm at my nieces kindergarten
Man2. I know, just do a hanky wanky