Chandler

(n) one who chandles

You see that chandler over there? He's just chandling about all over the place.

lidge it out

deliver something in a contrived, straining manner

Ex. 1:

A. 'Wow did you see that 91 mph slider? It had over a foot of break!"
B. 'Yeah, he really lidged it out,'

Ex. 2.
A. 'Where were you man? It's been like 40 minutes.'
B. 'Sorry, I've been constipated for like 3 days. I really had to lidge it out, you know?'