lance

lance is a guy who is a little bit too cocky. he destines to be a drug addict, and has a abnormally small penis. he likes to make racist jokes and sexist jokes. he's a closeted bi boy but refuses to admit it. he has some good qualities like a nice jawline but has a very lanky body, he has long blonde hair and sweeps it to the side like your average skater boy, but he cant skate.

girl 1: "omg look at that guy over there-"
girl 2: "he looks like a skater."
girl 1: "no, he looks like a lance!"