sack of dreams

Sack of dreams is the term for a relationship that is, simply, doomed to failure. This is often because the relationship is not serious, or just because the people are too young.
This might be the first girlfriend/boyfriend you had, as you likely were not ready (or legally able) to get quite so serious yet.
This term is particularly effective in the labeling of teens and their short-lived relationships. Make sure to tell your friends, but the Spanish is always better!
It's like a code:
Sacko de suenos de (Person X) y (Person Y).
It's pretty hard to understand unless they speak Spanish, and still, the phrase is obscure.
If you think that sack of dreams is random, it is completely up to you to choose how to diversify it and make it fit the needs of the relationship you are mocking. For example, making a dream-catcher and randomly handing it to Person X/Y, or decorating sacks with hearts and throwing them on the floor behind Person X and Person Y walking near each other or together.
Have fun with this!

Sacko de suenos definition by example:
Person X and Person Y are walking together.
You: "Sacko de suenos!" (sack of dreams)
Person X: "Huh?"
You: "Oh, it's nothing."
Devious chuckle...
(Please only do this with understanding Persons X and Y, or you might get rumors spread about you or simply be named Juan until next year).
Sacko de suenos has been used, as you are referencing the relationship between Person X and Person Y.

ROM

ROM stands for roasted over email. I hope to popularize the phrase, in the hope it will be used. SO USE IT. Just kidding, you don't have to. Anyway, ROM is typically used in a setting where you break the silence in an email chain, and someone proceeds to then roast you with a reply coming after you closed what you were using to view email. Is very annoying, and almost always happens on the dot, or a few minutes after your stop viewing email. It is also usually something you don't even find offensive or a roast, but the other people on the email chain think it is funny or acknowledge it as a roast. To be used in the form ROMed.

"Well, this email chain is pretty dead." - Person A, 21:39
"your mom is pretty dead" - Person B, 21:52
"oh roasted" - Person C, 21:56
"LOL you just got burned to a crisp" - Person D, 22:02
"thanx ill be here all night" - Person B, 22:09
"Kill me now. I just got ROMed." - Person A, 22:13
Person A just got ROMed by Person B, and Persons C and D acknowledged it.

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