knockyjack

Nocturnal ejaculation

(Knock)turnal (yjack)ulation

How do I tell the Airbnb owner that I had a knockyjack?

lincoln bio

Link in bio

The story that someone's making for Instagram: Here's how you can fight for your rights, lincoln bio

SMT

It's Empty!

guy 1: (Writes "SMT") What does the board say?
holygxd74: It's Empty!

Boiled Ostrich Eggs

A slang term a gay man uses for another man's booty

Attractive guy: Hey, did you see that Instagram model's booty?
Gay guy: yeah, but that's so plastic so that's not to my taste. I prefer your Boiled Ostrich Eggs over that any day now.
Attractive guy: Ayo, you sus!

Antifaker

A white supremacist person or group that pretends to be part of the Antifa and tells protestors to do things that go too far

Person 1: Why is the Antifa_US telling rioters to do violent things on Twitter?
Person 2: That's not the real Antifa. That Twitter account is run by a white supremacist Antifaker

BR

Short for BeReal, a new social media app

Person 1: do you have a BR account that I can add?
Person 2: I don't have one. I use TikTok Now and I'm waiting for IG's upcoming copycat feature

Astrolled

Similar to RickRolling, but the song "Astronaut In The Ocean" is used, a portemanteu between "Astronaut" and "Rick-rolled"

Person 1: That Astronaut In The Ocean remix was horrible

Person 2: You just got Astrolled

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