knox, pa

Small, rural town located in the middle of nowhere in the Pennsyltucky Wilds, where middle aged white ladies who have worn the same lame haircut for the last 20 years will look at you with judgment for being alive everywhere you go, even though they attend an extremely primitive church every Sunday. All of the boys and men reared in this town are either proud rednecks, nerds, or drug addicts. If you're actually normal anywhere else in the world STAY AWAY. There is nothing urban about this butthole of the world.

I really need to get away and stay away from Knox, PA!

Soap Ass

Usually implying some level of homosexuality. A funny term used to describe someone who "drops the soap."

You're such a Soap Ass! Ha ha.