Brother Momentum

when someone says something out of course / silly / stupid / wack / graphical and you feel disgusted , or want to acknowledge the person for thinking out of the box and realm of what others are thinking at the moment , you say

b r u h m o m e n t u m

or in a much posh god tier way it goes

b r o t h e r m o m e n t u m

Bruh Moment is in fact an abbreviation for Brother Momentum

literally no one :

shams : yo bruh i deadass shoot cum to the roof of my house no cap
shreyash : yo my dick blue

nik and mukil : brother momentum

kai : i just fucked a bitch in my rari

akg : sister torque

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pickled poop

when you are about to leave for vacation and have to defecate , as soon as you defecate in the washroom and leave , you forget to flush. The poor pile of stool stays in the toilet water and marinates for the duration of your vacation and develops a sharp fermented odour from the remnants of the meal you ate on the day you were about to leave.

When you return from vacation and examine your stool , you find it beautifully pickled and ready to be savored.

That ladies and gentlemen is pickled poop.

Sir Ronald Bartholomew Daquavius Jamal Rubus the Ninety-Eighth : Damn Nigga thats my 2 month old shit.

Random ass poop inspector : Yes Sir , that is a fine specimen of collection of pickled poop.