valve

A dim-witted person, slow on the uptake and incapable of joined-up thinking. From thermionic emission valves which take forever to function normally and even when they do they are incapable of the high speed switching operations of micro-electronics. A classic moron.

Nominated for the "Valve of the Year" Award are: Peter Griffin for his work in Family Guy, Homer Simpson for his leading role in The Simpsons and Boris Johnson; Mayor of London... And the winner is... Boris Johnson.

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