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Indianapolis

Indianapolis
A sorry ass town in Indiana that:

1. Has alot of cornfields

2. Is boring as hell

3. Has a building (chase Tower) look like a penis w/ antennas

4. Looks like a giant suburb in search of a city

5. Has alot of Cocky, arrogant Jocks and ignorant wiggers

6. Has alot of redneck, white-bread, chicken shit maw fuckas

7. Has alot of stupid, white, backstabbin whores

8. Has mean black girls

9. Has raggidy ass roads

10. Has a football team that can never make it to the superbowl

11. Cheated it's way into the top 20 largest U.S. cities

12. Is not really a major city

13. Thinks they're better than Chicago

14. Has people who own large pick-ups and/or SUV's and speed down the freeways at 90 MPH

15. has no streetlights or sidewalks(except in downtown area)

16. Has a small downtown with nothing to do

17. Has over-reactive cops that thinks someone will crash an airplane into their small buildings or nuke their cornfields

18. Has a bunch of old, tore up ass houses that make westside chicago houses look new

19. Is full of pussies

20. Can go to hell

21. People even in Chicago don't know exists

22. Has fake ass niggas

Indianapolis sucks balls!

by 499587 November 24, 2006

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Skokie

A suburb of Chicago located just to the west of Evanston and North of Lincolnwood. It is a very uninteresting place with nothing to do. The two high schools there are pretty boring. The streets are raggidy as hell. The only two types of girls to choose from is a druggie or a preppy cheerleader. The only good thing about Skokie is the close location to Chicago.

"Damn, Skokie is boring. At least Chicago is not far"

by 499587 November 24, 2006

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