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Goblet of Fire

... is a mating act most often performed by caucasian male homo sapiens sapians of the 49th state in which they consume a large quantity of habañero or ghost pepper salsa and proceed to perform cunnilingus on a female of the species. (As read by David Attenborough)

Stacey took a seat on Trevor's face, she was ready to feel the heat, of the Goblet of Fire.

by 49thStateBrewery November 26, 2018