Pepperoni time

Often celebrated by fat hairy broskis who are wayyy to excited about something. Strongly disliked by football coaches and girlfriends, “pep time” for short is a commonly celebrated holiday in Flint, Michigan

-“Fuckin Flint Rob shoulder checked the blind chick and did a pep time afterwards”
-“names Rob not Bob
Ain’t a fag, put the pepperonis in a bag”
-“it’s pep time fuckers”
-“you keep talking shit like that your gonna get nutted on with a pep time afterwards”
Pepperoni time means rubbing your nipples in celebration

bargleski

A term used for the oh so refreshing, high octane jet fuel for the body that is the purest moste American bald eagle piss that can be consumed by the average working class American (or other people who will do anything to be like the greatest nation on the planet) Cletus McFarland (YouTube) commonly used this term as a reference to the trademarked Mountain Dew, easily the greatest creation of man second only to the Chevrolet Corvette. Cletus himself cracks a cold bargleskievery when shits about to get real. Les all send the company a nice sincere email regarding Cletus McFarland getting a decal/lifetime supply sponsorship.

“I’m gonna show you how to unbead a drag slick using nothing but a block of wood and a trailer, step 1; crack yourself open a refreshing can of good ol mountain bargleski, now this is going to be a 2-3 can job so make sure you’ve got a few handy” -Cletus

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lay an ace

To excrete an exquisite poo. A large, majestic, log like turd. Few people are capable of "laying an ace" but those who are.... we are a league like no other. Be proud of your creations, an ace is often easy to pass, moist, thicc, and nut scrapingly long. It's the Ricky Bobby of all dumps, the Mick Dundee of the brick laying world! If your Lou doesn't choke on your ace, it is not an ace. Aces are often laid at house parties or puplic bathrooms with unspeakably small thrones, or at porta jons where everyone can bask in the glory of the ace that you get to call your own.

To lay an acemeans to have one of the biggest poops of your life, often clogging the toilet "Bro I just laid the Opra Winfrey of all aces, I tried to send a pic but it took up too many gigs" "how do you do it bro, I could never lay even a half ace, you're an animal bro"