A rolled up wad of toilet paper or paper towel which is placed between one's butt cheeks in order to minimize damage to his/her underwear.
Man, I farted earlier and shit myself. Thankfully, my poopstick caught most of the blast.
These hemorrhoids are really doing a number on my poopstick. It looks like a damn tampon.
The ol' poopstick smells like bluefish again.
My poopstick looks like slimer from The Ghostbusters.
A rolled up wad of toilet paper or paper towel which is placed between one's butt cheeks to minimize damage to his/her undies.
Man, I farted earlier and some squirt dump came out with it. I'm glad I was using my poopstick.
These hemorrhoids got my poopstick looking like a tampon.