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An emPATHETIC is the worst length of donkey wiener you can suck. To be the pathetic portion of an emPATHETIC donkey wiener makes you moist. Not solid at all. Quite the wet nap. Ah yes, the wet nap. The mid-afternoon wet dreaming of donkey wiener nocturnal pathetic wet pants spot. You are not in tune with my emotion and therefore cannot feel my sorrow...especially since my sorrow is knowing a smooth donkey cock like you. Wiener
Donkey cock 1: hey, get a load on this gay. He's got to be the moist douchiest bean bag I've ever laid my length in.
Donkey wiener Delta: well suck me sally and enema me a burt renals. What kind of 5 guy 1 girl garage bukkake soup kitchen is this. Praise the swallowing saints of 11111 that little jailhouse jellyfish right their is Hoey, another genuine emPATHETIC, yes she's a kneeler of the weak at shlong and she will wear all their stress and shame with pride upon her emPATHETIC chin and bottle it up and sell it back to the home wrecker who produced it from his inferior wiener that smells exquisitely rank and pathetic, kinda like a burger, with manaids and cheeze. Why yes sam i am, i guess she does fancy an emPATHETIC Darche, and a much older man
Eating pussy. When you suck dick at fucking pussy but your tongue game is strong. You don't got much game but when your girl mad you just eat your way to her heart.
Guy 1: Yo bro, look at that fine ass Bella!
Guy 2: Ya but what's she doing rollin around with that chooch ass mf
Guy 3: Oh shit I know what's up, that fuckboy must got game at Doing the thing
Its when you're in jail while your gf is on the outs getting divided amongst her plethora of male "friends" and youre in the second tier shower at the remand jerking off with your tears and the mess you leave behind for the next guy to step in is what's referred to as, jailhouse jellyfish
Inmate 1: slips awferfucsakes!
Inmate 2: Gosh golly mr.bullygun sir that was sure a doosey of a tumble you took, you've got quite the raspberry on your noggin. What in gods blueberry muffins did you slip on.
Inmate 1: What in the f*** just squirted outta your fairy c*** little shrimp d*** f***hole you call a face!? Jjeezzus f***! Some walking worm d*** was beating the s*** out of his d*** in the showers and splooged jailhouse jellyfish all over the place
It's 5 guys f******
Average citizen: Hey check out those 5 guys f******
Average citizens inner monologue: ya they're pullin the offset sausage to taco ratio at the party, whats the count boys? 11111