naked molerat

Term used to describe a fully shaved vagina.

Girl one: You ready for your big date tonight?
Girl two: Yeah, I beze sporting a naked molerat.

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Grow some bangs

Used when in arguments when you are completely in the wrong and can not think of anything else to say to the other party. Often used by people who are mentally unstable.

Girl one: Why don't you be nice to my friend!?
Girl two: Um, grow some bangs!

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c'mon kiki that was funny

Phrase popularized by the recent Starburst commercial. Used to elicit laughter, sometimes after a joke, sometimes at random. Usually said in deeper voice than normal.

Girl one: I think I sat in poop.
Silence.
Girl two: C'mon Kiki that was funny.

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