Xandalism

The act of committing vandalism while blacked out on xanax and booze. Xanax, a prescription medication used to treat anxiety, can cause memory blackouts of hours or even days when consumed with alcohol. Regrettable behavior such as xandalism inevitably ensues.

Person 1: Did you hear about Brice? He took a fist full of xanax and drank a pint of Jack Daniel's, then he got arrested for smashing a church window. He doesn't remember a thing!

Person 2: Damn, sounds like he some did xandalism then

Bears nap

When a Chicago Bears fan has had enough of watching the Bears boring and disappointing play that they fall asleep during the second half of their games.

“Why did Jim fall asleep? The Bears are only down by 14 and there’s 2 quarters left!”
“Oh he does this every game it’s his Bears nap”