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Blues club where none of the women are getting laid.
Zoe: how was the balsam room last night? Chloe: it was. House of blue clits I left so dry I felt like I was in the sahara desert!
Historic natatorium indoor pool located in point Richmond California.
Hey let's go to the plunge in point Richmond today then we'll eat. At point orient.
Legit. I literally just caught a trifectacunt on a live webcam!
Being humbled by really messing up something you were trying to grill. Most guys think ð¤ they're grill masters extrodinaire with their 'flame kissed prowess'.Until they aren't.
I had the coals all perfect so I threw on 5 slab size porterhouse T-bones.Then I got distracted staring at some hot woman at the parties ass. When I came back to the grill. They were toasted black and burnt. So we had to go to 'In and out' burger ð and get double cheeseburgers and fries for everyone at the party! Damn! Talk about Hugrillity
Masturbating while looking at pictures movies or videos of Madonna.
I watched "truth or dare"the other day. That bullet bra got me going so I ended up doing Madonnabation before the whole thing was over.!
A man known for his prowess at eating pussyâ¦
Gwynn: omg. Did you see. That guy? Shaylynn:. Yeah. No doubt he's an eat A puss Rex!
Yeah another word play and PA. This one usually takes place in a hospital setting for obvious reasons.
Pa announcer in hospital:"dr och seejin please report. To surgery stat!