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When you find out that the person you're about to sleep with has a one or two degrees of separation from your significant other
I was about to sleep with Mike when I found out that his best friend workms in my husbands office. Talk about six degrees of trepidation!......and I oop! And got the hell out of there!
Bubble wrapped orgasm-using. The small bubble plastic packing wrap to bring ones self off. Works for both women and men
Sheila:when I got home from work today I gave myself a bwo
It was fun!
The late Walter Beckers(1/2 of the. Jazz/rock duo steely dan) 1st solo album released in 1994 and produced by his duo partner donald fagen.
I got Walter Beckers "11 tracks of whack"cd at a used bookstore.
Chances are if you were a taxi driver a bicycle courier messaged or just an itinerant wanderer of the san Francisco bay area in the 1980s to 1990s you had at least 1 copy of the Thomas bros spiral bound map guides. These guides were invaluable towards navigating. The Bay area. As iconic as they were they were eventually bought out by the Rand MC Nally Corp everything went digital and you know the rest
Siri:' Left turn in 50 yards"me:"shut up siri! I still have my trusted
Thomas bros maps with me!"
Former model turned actress darlanne fluegel had roles in such 1980s movies as "to live and die in la"
Running scared.once upon a time in america. And lockup
Ms fluegel sadly passed away in 2017 from complications due to. Alzheimer's disease.
Darlanne fluegel what an angel! Rest in peace sister!
Masturbating while receiving a vaccine
Heidi:"I did some immuneobation when I got my flu shot today. I just opened and closed my legs and nobody knew!
Wordplay on the word 'neologism'in this case it means giving head to some guy while you're on your knees. When the guy spunks the jizz falls at or below knee level of the person administering said head
I was giving my bf head last night and when he came he gave me. Kneelow jism