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Cucumbersome lover

Term used to describe using a cucumber 🥒 as a dildo. That's the 'long and the short' of it!

My rabbits out of town at the sex toys convention in Las Vegas. So I guess I'll have to use my. Cucumbersome lover instead

by 4realazitgits April 20, 2021


Peegasm

When you think 🤔 you have to pee but you have an orgasm instead. This can work for both men and women.in women it usually happens when a woman hits her g-spot just right and she gushes a bunch of girl juice. In guys it starts out as pee then transitions to pre come.and finally erupts as the mother lode.

Sheila: I was doing the Sybian. Last night at the Kundalini sex retreat. I thought I had to pee 😂 but I had a. Peegasm instead. I had to spend 2hours cleaning up the girl juice. Priscilla: Lucky you! I spent the night watching TV the Kundaliningus channel specifically.

by 4realazitgits April 24, 2021


Yosh bowl

Short for yoshinara bowl. A Japanese fast food restaurant. In la…a few years ago it was the butt end (if you'll pardon the pun) of a lot of jokes because eating

There can give you the trots!

Hey, let's head to the yosh bowl up on Manchester Tonite…but don't forget to take Pepto first!

by 4realazitgits March 4, 2021


Buy a merkin

Another word play this time on the slogan ". Buy . American". In this case it means buy a pussy wig.

Alicia: Jake why did I have my curly ques lasered off when the natural look is coming back in down there? What do I do now? Jake: I dunno! Buy a merkin

by 4realazitgits April 20, 2021


Demallishment

Quite simply the act of demolishing an old shopping mall.

Demallishment began this past. Week on the old "tits an ass terrace" mall. Boy I used to love playing games in the old video arcade

by 4realazitgits April 9, 2021


Cuntcoin

Forget grayscale cuntcoin is the way to go! This is basically where a patron of a strip club leaves 4 quarters on the stage bar and the female talent picks up the quarters with her lower 👄 lips if she's really talented she can return you a crisper one dollar bill 💵 if you just want change!

Cuntcoin is trading well on the nasty daq exchange

by 4realazitgits April 23, 2021


Sides

No it's not like "would you like fries with that?" Kind of side. In movie terms sides refers to pages of a shooting script. Only the leads get complete scripts. All others only get sides for the scenes they're involved with.

We got 60. Sides of rewrites for a scene we're supposed to start shooting in an hour from now!

by 4realazitgits April 12, 2021