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An app made by Meta, built into Instagram, designed like Twitter, and is killing Twitter.

Musk & Zuckerberg = Fight

I read some pretty cool Threads today, notice how I didn’t say Tweets.. shit!

by 4uffin July 7, 2023


M4 iPad Pro

Still an iPad. At launch is still just a tablet that has an SoC (System-on-Chip) that is way to powerful for the device because iPadOS (the operating system for iPad is just too limited in terms of… anything.. really…?

The promotional material for the iPad pissed off the tech enthusiast corner of the internet. Apple apologized, then moved on.

Now tech enthusiasts are just waiting for Apple’s WWDC24 to see if they FINALLY allow users to run MacOS on the iPad to fully take advantage of the new SoC.

The new M4 iPad Pro is an amazing Netflix machine.

by 4uffin May 15, 2024


Math

Math is like the science of numbers and shapes, but it's also like the OG language of science. It's like the secret code that scientists use to talk about the universe and all the crazy stuff in it. It's like the ultimate tool for understanding the patterns and structures that we see in the world around us. So, if you're trying to unlock the secrets of the universe, you better brush up on your math skills, or you'll be lost in space like a total n00b!

"Yo, check it, math is like the OG language of science, you feel me? It's like the secret code that scientists use to talk about the universe and all the crazy stuff in it. So, if you're trying to be a boss in the science game, you better get on that math tip, or you'll be lost in the sauce like a total scrub!"

by 4uffin July 6, 2023


Textpectation

How about "textpectation"? It's when you're waiting for someone to text you back, and you start to get anxious or excited about what they might say. It's a combination of the words "text" and "expectation."

"I hate the feeling of textpectation when I'm waiting for a reply from my crush."

by 4uffin July 6, 2023


Apple

"Apple Inc." is this infuriating company that thinks they're the kings and queens of the tech world.

They flaunt their precious iPhones, iPads, and Mac computers like they're the only ones worth having. They make you believe that if you don't own their products, you're missing out on life. Well, guess what? They're just a bunch of money-hungry tech giants! Their prices are through the roof, and they keep releasing new versions faster than you can say "apple pie." It's like they're playing mind games, making you feel inadequate if you don't have the latest gadget. Ugh!

So, don't let their fancy packaging and shiny logos fool you, there are other options out there that won't drain your wallet and your sanity!

So, I was checking out the latest Apple Inc. product in the store. You know, the one with the eye-watering price tag? Yeah, that one. I couldn't help but chuckle to myself, thinking, "Ah, Apple, always finding new ways to make our wallets cry and our bank accounts scream." It's like they have a secret plan to drain our savings while making us believe we're getting the best of the best.

Clever, but not fooling me, Apple. Not fooling me at all.

by 4uffin July 5, 2023


Reddit

A place where the CEO (Steve “F*ck you” Huffman) is so rich and caught up in his own mind that he shoots the website in the foot over Ads.

I went.. I mean I tried to go on Reddit, but after the Reddit Blackout, there wasn’t really a website left…

by 4uffin July 5, 2023


Snackident

Once upon a time, there was a word called "snackident." It referred to the act of eating a snack unintentionally. For example, you might be walking past a bowl of chips and accidentally grab a handful. Or you might be watching TV and realize you've eaten an entire bag of popcorn without even noticing. The word quickly caught on and became a popular term among snack-lovers everywhere. People even started using it as an excuse for their snacking habits. "Oh, I didn't mean to eat that whole bag of candy, it was a snackident!" The word is now a part of the Urban Dictionary, and snackidents are a common occurrence in households around the world.

I had a snackident last night while watching my favorite show and ate an entire bag of chips without even realizing it.

by 4uffin July 6, 2023