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When you go to a bar and get three shots, free of charge.
Bartender hooked me up with the Rittenhouse!
Derived from a hot air balloon term in which balloons will fill their balloon up but not take off; the night glow is accomplished by in one of three ways. 1. Tape glow sticks to your penis and fuck your girl whilst listening to EDM. (Bonus points if she has a seizure). 2. Insert glow sticks into her pussy then ass fuck her, or vice versa. 3. Break open glow stick and slather on your penis, go to pound town.
Took an ugly broad home and couldn't stand to look at her, so I gave her a night glow.
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The act of inserting a turtle into your vagina for sexual stimulation. Bonus points for snapping turtles.
Tried to fuck Sharon the other night, but she had a clitortoise up there.
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