poo munger

An individual who deals with feces in saleperson fashion, this may include disecting the shit in an appealing form for the buyer, usually priced in regards to amount of shit on offer..The terd may vary in size or shape and increase in price depending on natural herbs and spices included, such as; corns, grass remains, hairs and most importantly texture.

Whats wrong love, i've got shit under my nail.. Well that's what you get for working as a poo munger..

I'm just going down to the local poo munger, it's becoming quite a delicacy these days. Better get in while it's cheap..

I sold 40 kg's of feces to the local poo munger today, i recieved 300 dollars for my efforts in retrieving the brown specimens....

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