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Toronto

One hell of a city, and I mean that in a good way. It's often pronounced with a silent 't', making it sound like "Toronno", and the weather's only "terrible" if you're a pansy and can't handle it (the weather's not even bad at all, anyways). Many individuals state that Toronto is "smoggy and dirty", but this assumption is only correct if one is referring to 'downtown Toronto'. Many other areas of Toronto are perfectly clean, and downtown Toronto is not always smoggy (it has its smoggy and non-smoggy days just like any other large city would).
Most immigrants who come to Canada choose to settle in Toronto, and from experience it is the sad truth that a lot of ethnic groups call white people racist, even when it's them who are actually the racists.
Toronto is also home to the CN Tower, that giant skyscraper that Godzilla would most likely use as a toothpick if he ever came to Toronto or existed in the first place.

Person 1: I like Toronto, it's a nice Canadian city.
Person 2: omfg dude, Toronto sucks ass, u need 2 move to Vancouver its so much better!!11
Person 1: What are you, a four-year-old?
Person 2: NO IM NOT
Person 1: Then stop acting like one and keep your goddamn "Toronto bashing" to yourself.

by 5ordan April 21, 2007

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