red sea

what will keep you from having sex for at least a week.

Damn, she got the red sea. Time to look at some porn.

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Down

Military and law enforcement term for what happens after you are shot with a Hydra Shok

SWAT Officer 1: Hostile down.
SWAT Officer 2: His brains splattered on the wall looks like two people dancing.
SWAT Officer 1: Yeah, now that you say it, it does sorta look like that.

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ex

1) Someone who will have sex with you when nobody else will

2) Someone who won't speak to you even when everyone else will

I needed a lay so I called my ex.

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