red sea

what will keep you from having sex for at least a week.

Damn, she got the red sea. Time to look at some porn.

ex

1) Someone who will have sex with you when nobody else will

2) Someone who won't speak to you even when everyone else will

I needed a lay so I called my ex.

Down

Military and law enforcement term for what happens after you are shot with a Hydra Shok

SWAT Officer 1: Hostile down.
SWAT Officer 2: His brains splattered on the wall looks like two people dancing.
SWAT Officer 1: Yeah, now that you say it, it does sorta look like that.