Warm Pillow

1. A headrest that is not cool in temperature.
2. A condition whereby a headrest increases in temperature due to body heat and therefore creates an unpleasant sleeping experience.
3. An unpleasant experience.

1. Man: “I can’t fall asleep because this pillow is too warm!”
Woman: “Ah, you must have a warm pillow.”
2. I couldn’t fall sleep last night because I kept experiencing warm pillow.
3. This party is a warm pillow, let’s ditch!

Cold Pillow

1. A headrest that is not warm in temperature.

2. A condition whereby a headrest is cool in temperature due to lack of body heat and therefore creates a pleasant sleeping experience.

3. A pleasant experience.

1. Man: “I flipped my pillow over to the cool side so that I could fall asleep.”

Woman: “Ah, the power of the cold pillow.”

2. I flipped my headrest over so that I would experience cold pillow.
3. Bob: This party is awesome!
Joe: Agreed! What a cold pillow!

Spinflation

When the rate of inflation in a given country increases uncontrollably, but the media and politicians spin the story to say that the economy and people of said country are thriving.

Politician: “In the last 19 months we have worked together to make this country more affordable for all citizens…”
Media: “It truly is incredible how the President continues to decrease costs for the average citizen — all in less than 2 years!”

Average Citizen 1: “Bro, what are they talking about?! I pay a higher price for gas, water, electric, and food just about every month!”
Average Citizen 2: “This is just a textbook example of spinflation.”