coon-poo

Verb - the instant and mega release of one's bowels after seeing something as frightening as a 50 pound raccoon barreling down the street towards you.

Noun - A massive pile of poo that has just been expelled from one's body after seeing something frightening.

"I was so scared when you grabbed me from behind, I thought I was going to coon-poo!"

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