The bible

1. A ridiculous attempt to add validity to an equally ridiculous set of beliefs held by gullible, subservient, pseduo-masochistic, child fucking , soap box carrying, back woods dwelling people to convince mainly themselves and the like that thier imaginary friend is real because the bible is thought to be the inherent word of God the omnipotent, omnipresent, douche bag that is so powerful yet remains indifferent to the suffering of kids who are molested and abused, the millions who sleep out side, & those who are born into violence, and dispare.

2. A step by step guide to becoming a racist, ignorant, judgmental, arrogant, piece of shit that non Christians can't stand to be around, because you all are dripping In fraud, your either aware your living a bullshit existence which makes you a sociopath, or your just too fucking stupid and are incapable of critical though, problem solving, and thinking for yourself.

I cannot believe so many people still believe that the bible is a literal work of God.

By now you would think that people would realize that from cover to cover the bible is on lie after another.

Professing belief in the bible is a sure fire way to lose every shred of credibility you possessed.

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Tongue punch the fart box

-The sticking of one's tongue up your partners ass
-rim job
-Ass licking

Couple of guys sitting around talking about what they do in bed with their girlfriends and ones says you ever tongue punch the fart box?