Very Fucking Confused

The self-given nickname of Adam Stanheight.

Adam: MY NAME IS “VERY FUCKING CONFUSED,” WHAT’S YOUR NAME!?

Cyberhex

The random phenomenon of your internet saying that it’s connected, but in reality, it isn’t.

Damn it! Why do I have to go through a cyberhex right now?

Shitbag

A noun used to describe bullies, assholes, or other rude people

Kaden: Your clothes suck!
Houston: Shut up, shitbag