Freg

A hybrid of a cow and a whale. He is a magnet for bullying and has shitty catchphrases like, 'my baaag' and 'u bloody moron'. He often has weird relationships with inanimate objects such as math sets and school bags. His mums a horse and his dad and best friend Ian Ferguson's work at wye residential.
Other names for freg include:
Mac
Freddie Harnett
Greg
Freglet
Steve
Harnett
Omlet

And at the same time freg was at the back of the school covered in eggs screaming, 'wheres my bag'.

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