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When you suddenly out of nowhere, remember your last shit taken.
John: Dude I was just watching Modern Family and I suddenly got a deja poo!
Fred: No way! You fucking lucky shit!
When someone directly in front of you is bending over to pick something up, you start air humping them without them knowing.
Johnny: I just had an Air Rape session with Francie.
Bob: Sweet!
At some Brazilian strip clubs there are nose cutouts on the wall that you put your nose into. Then on the other side, strippers come and fart into your nose. It's a combination of a glory hole and Brazilian fart porn.
Johnny vomited twice after going into the Brazilian Glory Hole.
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The ruler of all apes. The savior of the chimpanzee. Yes this is harambe.
Dude I wish Harambe was around!
Why?
Cause I want to fiddle with his nuts.
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