Eusebiu Teofil

Aspiring comedic genius turned alleged political extremist, Eusebiu Teofil spends his time hiding from the CIA inside your walls thinking about how much he envies the life of monks on top of mountains who give relationship advice to stranded travelers.

Person 1: Hey, I just got home from the psychiatrist with John. Unfortunately, he suffers from Eusebiu Teofil's disease. The doctor gave him 3 months...
Person 2: My walls.. ╭(ʘ̆~◞౪◟~ʘ̆)╮