A person who poses to be a local at the beach that they are normally visiting. They piss off the real locals and make complete asses of themselves.
âIf this kook doesnât stop dropping in on my waves Iâm going to lose my shit.â
The act of falling asleep with an erection.
"Bro I went to sleep full sleepy hollow and woke up with morning wood"
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An individual who urinates themself while they sleep after experiencing an extended evening of consuming alcohol.
âHey do you know how Tonyâs a wizzard?â
âYeah didnât he pee while he was sleeping on the couch?â
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The act of masturbating 10 times in a 24 hour time span. This can also be referred to as the Deca-Nut.
I was so bored yesterday I went for a trail mix.
A game held between two men where they pull out both of their dicks and joust at each other. The first man to chicken out loses.
"Jeremy is the Dick Chicken champion"
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