Josephine

A word to describe your previous self, before you became enlightened with new information.
Also, an insult to describe someone who has not attained the level of knowledge on a subject as you have.

Polly: wow Jack is amazing like look at how caring he is with those children
Debra: but just 10 minutes ago you were saying that you didn’t want him bcuz he’s a douche
Polly: oh yeah, I was such a Josephine back then....

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Ronaldo: hey, look at Timmy over there. He still thinks he can get a job in his field after graduating college
Griffin: hahaha, what a Josephine....

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Need some ice for that burn?

When you combat someone’s roast with a better roast and the squad backs up your superiority over the inferior roaster.

Mike: hey guys, I don’t think I can come tonight
Billy: Haha, that’s what all the girls you sleep with say
Mike: well it’s definitely not what your girlfriend was saying last night...

*wild cheers throughout squad*
Bro: whoa billy, need some ICE for that BURN?!