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It's when someone is coming on to you, that does not currently, nor ever will have a shred of a chance.
Guy/Girl: Your so Handsome/Pretty...
Response: Well I'll have you know, that I'm HIV positive, and allergic to latex...
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Schitzoskunk is someone that is so schitzo that they believe they have little people living all over their body so the refuse to bathe or shower, and enough time has gone by that they smell as bad as a skunk, and their smell lingers wherever they've been.
OMG, what's that stench? That girl is definitely going through a schitzoskunk episode.
A surgar daddy gets "sugar" a saccharine daddy gets no "sugar" at all.
Girlfriend 2: what did you have to give up for that?
Both looking at pretty bracelet on girlfriend 1 wrist?
Girlfriend 1: "I didnt have to give up nothing I recieved it from my saccharine daddy, he does not get any sugar"
The liquid Queen was from back in the day, when Lithium Dope was everywhere, and you had to have Anhydrous ammonia in order to make it.. the one with all the ammonia was considered the Liquid King or Queen.
If you need a squirt see if you can get in to see the liquid Queen.