sexy beast with a fat ass
Kaitlyn: jacob i want to fuck u
John: I want to fuck you
Jacob koerner : john fuck me
Jacobs side hoe, john brundages worst enemy
Kaitlyn Klaas: hi jacob, you're not cheating on me right?
Jacob: Yeah of course not
John: *comes out from under the bed*
Me: I love you
Glen Ganxhi : i like to sumo wrestle and eat dogs
7π 1π
THE homie, lowkey gay with john brundage
girl: do u know aidan mcnally
john: no
hoe that got his ass beat by john brundage for saying lil tecca is better than tyler the creator
chris beta : Lil tecca is better than tyler the creator
John brundage : ight bitch
*whoops his ass*
the tightest of all homies, if you think you and your friend are tighter than them you're wrong
"yo man wheres your girlfriend"
"idk she said she was with john and aidan though"
"shes getting plowed rn"
chris: "wow john brundage is sooo much sexier than manuel"
Legit every woman: "Yeah i know"
2π 2π