Kristen

Kristen is hands-down the highest level of human being you can possibly ever achieve. SHe has unlimited HP and has FIVE moves instead of four. Her type 1 is awesome and type 2 is genius. Her attacks are as follows: GEEK OUT. 647328 Damage. AIR BEND. Infinite damage. DUPLICATE. N/A damage. Attack multiplies her fucking awesome existence. AVADA KEDAVRA.

All and all, she's fucking kill you. And she's basically a ninja with unquestionable knowledge about Pokemon and Kingdom Hearts.

Kid 1: "Dude, I think I battled THE Kristen ... Or at least attempted to."

Kid 2: "YEAH. I heard she's climbin' in yo' windows, snatchin' up yo' people."

Kid 1: Word. Kristen - raped.

Kid 2: *just killed by Kristen in a ninja manner*

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