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E-Teasing

Teasing yourself watching online porn to streamline sex with your partner i.e. couldnt be arsed with foreplay

I spent 20 minutes on Redtube last night E-Teasing myself before I tackled the missus

by 6dia6hal6 February 10, 2012

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Heart Dissolvement

Extremely bad heart burn

after that pepperoni pizza last night I think I have heart dissolvement

by 6dia6hal6 June 30, 2011


Poo Horn

The erection received from additional pressure from squeezing excretion

After I clean my ass Im always left with a Poo Horn

by 6dia6hal6 June 30, 2011

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