Gate Rape

Sexual groping of one's genitalia at airport security by agents after a traveler refuses full body x-ray search.

I am glad we just went though the body xray, that guy got gate raped!

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Gate Rape

Sexual groping of one's genitalia at airport security by agents after a traveler refuses full body x-ray search.

Those TSA Agents gate rape everyone that refuses the full body x-ray.

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Fapooing

The process of updating Facebook, while in the bathroom, on the toilet, or while pooing.

This usually happens at work where you can take private time to comment on Facebook happenings.

This does not exclude checking e-mail (personal) or any other web browsing in general.

"Sorry I am late to the meeting, I was Fapooing."
"Anyone seen Bob?" "He is probably Fapooing."

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