Kierstyn

1.The most sincere, goodhearted, and gorgeous girl to grace the world with her lively presence. Some say she resembles Rachel Weisz but in actuality Weisz would never be able to reach the pedestal of beauty that Kierstyn sits atop of.

2. Pretty much the most awesome person you can ever hope to meet. Be weary though, Kierstyn is a complete badass and is known to carry either a nine or a gat with her at all times - for protection from other jealous rival badasses and if she just feels like being a thug and robbing a liquor store or grocery for the hell of it.

"Man you shot up and robbed five armored vans, assaulted three cops, and beat up Jean-Claude Van Damme. You're almost as badass as Kierstyn."

Kierstyn is so awesome her presence radiates awesomeness.

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