Nervous Breakout

A state of extreme worrying in which the man/woman/boy/girl is so nervous about something that they experience a severe acne breakout. Often, but not exclusively, occurs the night or morning before a big date. In high school, this phenomenon has been known to occur before school picture day, or before a big test.

Jack was so worried that he might do something stupid on his date with Diane on friday, that he had a nervous breakout. Needless to say he cancelled the date. It is better to cancel at the last minute than to show up with a pizza face.

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Flying Pig

A police officer who drives in excess of the speed limit allowing ordinary motorists to speed up and follow behind him without getting pulled over.

Dad: You made it home quickly, son.

Son: Yeah, I scored a spot behind a flying pig so I made it back in record time.

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