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Sandylempert

The act of covering your cock with honey and course ground, unbleached cane sugar, then vigorously thrusting it in a asshole, creating a slick, yet stimulating sensation, ending in a colorfully swirled and sweet creampie.

One girl to another"That fucking Andy pulled a Sandylempert on me last week and I still cant shit right.

by 782 February 3, 2011

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Sector Shaft

a) The large shaft protruding from a steering gearbox that converts forward/rearward action into a side to side reciprocating action to actuate the steering linkage.

b) The pulsating erect cock of a horny truck mechanic.

a) It appears that the sector shaft is damaged from the wreck.

b) Horny girl-C'mon baby, give me the sector shaft.

by 782 February 3, 2011

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